Opinion

Interrobang

As if you didn’t already know, the 113th Boston Marathon took place Monday and inspired us here at the ‘ol Free Press to make our own roster of those we think would make excellent candidates for next year’s race. On your marks, get set, go!

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino, because after four races, he’s had plenty of practice.

The New School protesters, because it would give them a speedy escape from that awful cloud of pepper spray.

The students in the College of General Studies, because they need to learn how to count to 26.2 somehow.

Vision for BU, because a little competition would do them some good.

Student Union presidential candidate Lauren Prince, because she’d bring a lot more fans to her race than Vision for BU would’ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ ‘ .

BU administration, because they’re already running ‘- from the truth.

The Daily Free Press staff, because we have to work off all that UBurger and Boca Grande takeout somehow. ‘ ‘ ‘

The Comm. Ave runner, because he’s ready. He’s definitely ready.

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