Opinion

Interrobang

A recent study showed that one in three Bostonians would choose their cell phones over their sex lives. We got to thinking: What other things would members of our community forsake sex for?

Menino’s right hand man, Michael Kineavy, would probably choose a ‘permanent delete’ button over sex.

Boston University students would likely pledge chastity in exhange for a higher print quota, because it’s more appropriate to discuss assigned readings in class than Allston sexcapades.

President Robert Brown might give up sex for just a moment’s peace about that print quota.

BU men’s soccer would perhaps trade their sex lives for a conference win.

Student bloggers wouldn’t have much to trade, since they usually just cyber.

Staff at The Boston Globe would give up a lot of things, if it meant saving The Globe.

And we here at The Daily Free Press, well, we’d just choose sex. Every time.

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