This week Hurricane Sandy ripped through the East Coast. So we here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering how each school reacted to the storm.
COM students were probably freaking out that their Wi-Fi would disconnect.
CGS students were probably upset their recess was interrupted by the storm.
CFA students were probably mad it was too windy to light their cigarettes.
SMG students were probably worried their suits would get wet.
ENG students were probably mad they still had a bunch of homework to do on their day off.
BU Athletics were probably upset their practices on Nickerson Field were interrupted.
Dean Elmore was probably mad that we didn’t have school.
The FreeP was upset that liquor stores closed early.
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People died in this. And this isn’t funny, anyway.