INTERROBANG

The world’s oldest person, Besse Cooperdied Tuesday at the age of 116. So, we here at the ol’ Free Press are wondering what each school would like 116 years from now.

COM wouldn’t be a building anymore. There would be an app instead.

SMG would be a marble castle, granted SMG alumni survived the fiscal cliff and would be able to donate more marble.

CGS students would still be stressing out over Capstone.

CFA is so hip that it’s impossible to know what it will look like in 116 years.

CAS would still have lockers even though lockers will have become obsolete.

BU Athletics still won’t have a football team.

Dean Elmore will remain at the university as a hologram, after he retires.

The FreeP will be one giant crossword puzzle, since that’s all readers want anyway.

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