Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG:

This week, Kate Upton got asked to prom by a high school senior in Bel Air, CA. So the Ol’ Free Press was thinking … what celebrity would the schools of BU ask to that last special dance?

CGS: Big Bird.

COM: Anderson Cooper.

CFA: Too cool; they’re having an anti-prom in Allston.

ENG: A Fembot.

SHA: Bobby Flay (who would throw down at the prom).

SMG: Omarosa Manigault.

BU Athletics: Hope Solo.

President Brown: 3.7 percent more dates than last year, one of the lowest rate increases among his peers.

The FreeP: Bill O’Reilly.

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