Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

A scientist at Iran’s Centre for Strategic Inventions claims he has built a time machine. So we here at the ol’ Free Press decided to see when each college would go if BU got their hands on the schematics. 

COM: Travel to the future to play with MegaTwitStaGramBook.

CGS: Back in time when school wasn’t so hard.

CFA: They already have gone into the future. That’s how they know what’s cool before you do.

ENG: They’re the ones making bank building more time machines. They’re happy in the present.

SMG: Back to the glory of the 1980s.

Dean Elmore: Back in time to invent the bowtie.

BU Athletics: Back to when we had a football team to save it.

The FreeP: To the end of our Daily Free Press careers so we can finally sleep.

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