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INTERROBANG

Hong Kong Marathon officials are starting to rally against runners using cell phones during the race. Apparently selfies are causing pile-ups and injuries because people keep stopping to take pictures of themselves. We here at the good ol’ Free Press wondered where and when is the most inappropriate place each college could take a selfie.

SED: During nap time…

CFA: In front of their self-portraits making a duck face.

SAR: When setting a dislocated shoulder.

SMG: In the midst of firing an employee.

Dean Elmore: When he’s riding his Vespa.

President Brown: When approving more tuition hikes.

BU Athletics: During a penalty shot.

The FreeP: During a press conference.

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