Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

A German couple wanted to name their newborn “Wikileaks” to honor the whistleblowing website. However, authorities refused the application because they said it would “endanger the child’s welfare.” We here at the ol’ Free Press wanted to know what people from each school would want to name their child. 

 

SHA: Paris

COM: #

CFA: Angst

SAR: Meniscus

ENG: 01110100 01110010 01101001 01110011 01101000 01100001

BU Athletics: Wynn

President Brown: Sallie Mae

FreeP: Bertucci

 

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