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INTERROBANG

For Russian President Vladimir Putin’s 62nd birthday Tuesday, supporters in Moscow gifted him with an art exhibit, titled “The 12 Labors of Putin,” depicting him as the mythical hero, Hercules. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering, what would be the dream birthday gift for people at BU?

  • SMG: They don’t need a present. They just buy everything for themselves.
  • ENG: A girlfriend.
  • COM: A job.
  • CFA: A job…really badly.
  • BU Dining: Students to make a difference on Monday.
  • President Brown: A raise. But don’t worry, that’s coming in the Spring.
  • Adjunct professors: A living wage and if they’re lucky, an office.
  • The FreeP: Unlimited Insomnia Cookies…and readers.
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