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INTERROBANG

An Iowa man was jailed without bail Tuesday after allegedly assaulting his wife with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what the toy weapon of choice would be for people at BU.

  • CGS: Safety scissors.
  • President Brown: Mustache wax.
  • COM: A Venti iced coffee.
  • ENG: Their inflatable girlfriend.
  • SMG: Daddy’s bodyguard.
  • BU Housing: Confiscated Keurigs.
  • CFA: Their diplomas.
  • FreeP: The old, dusty iMacs in the newsroom.
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