This week, Shippensburg University in Shippensburg, Penn. began offering the emergency contraceptive Plan B One-Step in their health center vending machine. So we here at the ‘ol Free Press wondered what people at BU would want in their vending machines.
- CGS students would want a vending machine full of Play-Doh.
- The BU men’s hockey team would want a vending machine full of “get out of jail free” cards.
- CFA students would want a vending machine full of cigarettes.
- SMG students would want a vending machine full of Adderall.
- COM students would want a vending machine full of hun-cal fro-yo.
- Dean Elmore would want a vending machine full of swag.
- The FreeP would want a vending machine full of Xanax and alcohol.
