This week, Boston University’s Athletic Department announced a $24 million plan to build a new stadium and parking lot. So we here at the ol’ Free Press wondered what BU students would do with $24 million.
SMG students would buy $24 million worth of Birkin bags.
COM students would buy hundreds of Apple products.
Dean Elmore would bribe students to show more BU spirit.
CFA students would pay off directors.
CGS students would give all the money to a homeless man.
BU Athletics would spend it on . . . well, a new stadium and a parking lot.
The FreeP would buy alcohol.