It’s every student’s favorite time of year – registration. Less than two minutes on the Student Link can determine your class schedule for three months, so it’s important that you choose wisely. Do you go for the challenging Ethics class at 9 a.m. or the GPA-friendly Basket-Weaving at 4 p.m. on alternate Tuesdays? We here at the ol’ Free Press think students should have a few more alternatives.

COM Welfare Benefits will help all those poor journalism majors learn line etiquette from none other than Dean Baker, who can draw on his experience following the airing of that Navy-assisted Cher video.

José Luis should teach Burrito Making, a graduate level course in mixing those ingredients so perfectly.

Coupled students could certainly benefit from Relationship Counseling, appropriately offered at 6:59 a.m. since they’re all up signing in anyway.

To expand physical education offerings, a TV Reception Yoga class could help students limber up and get clearer Simpsons at the same time.

BC Hatred could educate students about the ‘very, very’ contested history of the rivalry and give them reasons to back up ‘BC sucks.’

‘Mr. Butch’ should be brought in to teach an environmental course illuminating the endless benefits of recycling and how to earn money doing it.

From the George Sherman Union to the Hotel Commonwealth, BU architecture certainly deserves its own course studying urban design masterpieces.

Finally, who better to teach How to Avoid Rape, than BU chancellor Silber, who has already shown extensive knowledge of the subject.