After a truly despicable Facebook poll was created asking, ‘Should Obama be killed?’, The Daily Free Press attempted to think of some other, less illegal polls that we’d post on our page:
Flaherty and Yoon: Who’s wearing the pants in this relationship? Anthrax or Ebola: Which would you rather be infected with after a security breach at the Biosafety Level-4 Lab? Which unorthodox location would you go to to get your best work done? Shaws, CVS, the Kenmore T stop or an abandoned stoop on Harvard Avenue? If you were a Tufts University student, would you rather be sexiled, sexually active or the tattle-taleing voyeur? Where do you think you’d find wealthier bedbugs? StuVi 1 or StuVi 2? How would you prefer your T ride to be ruined? A trash fire, a vomiting freshman or worse? How would you rate this week’s Interrobang? Hilarious, side-splitting, a laugh riot, a potpourri of comedic greatness or distasteful?