INTERROBANG: This week, TIME reported that researchers at Hiroshima University found that watching puppy cams improves work performance. So, we here at the ‘ol Free Press wondered what videos each school would watch to make them more productive.
COM students would watch puppy cams.
CFA students wouldn’t watch anything. They’d smoke weed.
SMG students would sit and watch a live feed of money being counted.
CGS students would watch “Blues Clues.” The show would help them find things.
SHA students would look for a wine-swirling video.
ENG students would watch porn because that is their only interaction with females.
BU Athletics would watch clips of themselves.
Dean Elmore would watch his Twitter feed.
The FreeP would pull up Nigel Thornberry videos.
