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Big jim
Occupation: Contractor, yeller
Interests: Building, Yelling, Fishing, my pickup truck, Flying off the Handle, Republics, My fading ponytail, gardening (I ain’t no queer though) AHHHHHH! I used to beat up dogs
Favorite Movies: POOTIE TANG, DIRTY WORK, (I love Norm McDonald), war movies, anything racy when the wife is asleep
About me: I love being on my boat with my trusty rod and a nice non-alcoholic beer (I’m edge now, but I don’t [sic] preach it!)
Who I want to meet: Conservative Republicans only, please
Cryptie
Occupation: Forklift operator/Adult Goth, WIZARD (12th level)
Interests: the forklift scene, photography, making absinthe, roll playing, panties, the fairer sex, Swords and Wizardry, the dark pleasures…
Favorite TV Shows: Buffy, Kids Say the Darndest Things, Antiques Roadshow, Who’s the Boss?, Perfect Strangers, Small Wonder
About me: I am an adult goth, I participate in vampire rpg’s and write macabre stories. I travel the country always with a keen eye for a local renaissance faire. HUZZAH!!!!
Who I want to meet: Wizards and wenches
Paris Hilton
Occupation: Actress/model/ heiress
Interests: myself, mirrors, elbows, cocaine
Favorite Books: The National Enquirer, Weekly World News, Star
About me: I am like beautiful, and so skinny. I’m like rich, and you know like famous too. I’m like a princess.
Who I want to meet: Models and Movie Stars