With students posting fake Myspace and Facebook profiles of politicians on the Internet we here at the Ol’ Free Press wondered what it would be like when our public officials began posting notes on our Facebook walls:
• Mayor Thomas Menino wrote at 12:15 p.m. — Blbbllrghhhhph.
• Former Rep. Mark Foley wrote at 4:02 a.m. — Wut R U doing l8er?? Say hey to MJ.
• Gubernatorial Candidate Deval Patrick wrote at 9:27 p.m. — Rape anyone lately??
• Gov. Mitt Romney wrote at 10:39 a.m. — Peace out, Massachusetts.
• George W. Bush wrote at 11:53 a.m. — Space has been ours since Lance Armstrong. BTW, let’s liberate it again to make up for Iraq.
• British Prime Minister Tony Blair wrote at 3:07 p.m. — It’s called FACEbook.
• Former President Bill Clinton wrote at 5:25 p.m. — It depends on what your definition of “it’s complicated” is…
• Kim Jung-Il wrote at 11:57 p.m. — I’ve got more where that came from…
• Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote at 6:23 — So what if I grope a little…
• Lt. Gov. Kerry Healey wrote at 7:04 am — You better not be gay…