We here at the ol’ Free Press are very proud of our recent news series, which examine various facilities and Boston University campus institutions. Our intrepid reporters have revealed the locations of the best campus bathrooms, the most useful of BU’s 20-plus libraries and exactly which computer lab to print out that term paper in when it is middle of the night.

But alas, time is short, and we don’t have time to run every story pertaining to valuable campus services on our front page. Without further ado then, some other campus institutions that didn’t make our final cut for front-page coverage:

Best Place to Blend a Good Smoothie: The plush new offices of the Student Union, natch!

Best Place to Find a Beanpot Trophy: Anywhere … but BC.

Best Place to Repress Your Homosexuality: The BU Academy.

Best Place to Actually Build that Controversial BioSafety Level-4 Facility: 575 Commonwealth, aka the HoJo. Samples of rare fungus abound, and you won’t find a better place in the world for the study of fleas.

Best Place to Cop a Cool $1.8 Million for Sitting On Your Ass and Getting Angry Like the Hulk: Boston University. (ZING!)

Best Place to Hide Deposed African Dictators: Boston University … again.

Best Place to Find Pork in your Pilaf: Warren Towers.

Best Way To Rack Up Multiple Felony Counts: Apparently, steal a Harry Agganis Way trash can.

Best Place for a Good Time: Ummm … your mom’s house. Yeah, it is getting late.

Best Place to Nap in Complete Silence: A BU Field Hockey game. Or is it match? Who cares!

Best Place to Find Flammable Real Estate: South Campus.