The following reports were taken from the Boston University Police Department crime logs from Dec. 1 to Dec. 8. A BU student was arrested at Student Village II at 10:30 p.m. on Dec. 4. Earlier that day, witnesses saw the student run onto the gym floor at the Fitness and Recreation Center and proceed to defecate while another student filmed the incident. ‘ LA VIDA BOCA A caller reported an act of vandalism at the Boca Grande restaurant in Kenmore Square at 5 p.m. on Dec. 2. An irate male customer reportedly began yelling at employees, saying ‘No habla espa’ntilde;ol.’ The man then proceeded to kick a window out from the restaurant’s door. BAD INVESTMENT A BU employee reported her coat had been stolen around 7:30 p.m. from the School of Management on Dec. 4. The caller said she hung her $800 Burberry coat in a closet on the fourth floor and returned to find it missing. ‘ GOT TRAINING WHEELS? A caller reported a BU employee had been hit by a car while riding a bike on Commonwealth Avenue at 3:30 p.m. on Dec. 1. The employee declined treatment from an ambulance and rode away from the accident unharmed. ‘ SLAM DUNK BUPD responded to a call from a student who reported her backpack missing at the Case Center Gym at 3 p.m. on Dec. 3. The student said she was told she could not take the backpack into a basketball game, so she left it under a set of stairs.’