1. “The Mexican” – Not only is this film god-awful, it’s also two-and-a-half hours of awful. A never-ending barrage of annoyance.
2. “Head Over Heels” – I try to forget I ever had to suffer through this. Damn you, Freddie Prinze, Jr.
3. “Diamond Men” – It’s got Donnie from the New Kids on the Block trying to do a drama about aging. ‘Nuff said.
4. “Scary Movie II” – I’m still hurting from “Scary Movie.”
5. “Not Another Teen Movie” – No, really. We mean it.
6. “Pearl Harbor” – The Japanese should have tried dropping this movie on US during World War II since (here comes the bad pun) IT’S A BOMB.
7. “What’s the Worst That Could Happen?” – …they could make a sequel.
8. “Tomb Raider” – Simon West, here’s a film camera. Perhaps you should learn how to use it before making another film. Getting a competent story isn’t such a bad idea either.
9. “Novocaine” – Steve Martin is completely wasted in this pseudo-black comedy/neo-noir. Save for one scene with Kevin Bacon, this is utterly worthless.
10. “The Last Castle” – Well, at least it’s the LAST castle.
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