Editorial, Opinion


A shirtless man holding a dog asked out a reporter during a live wildfire report outside of Los Angeles. We here at the ol’ Free Press wanted to know when would be the most inapproporate time to ask out people at BU.


CGS: During their Capstone oral presentation

SHA: While their soufflet falls

SMG: While peeling parking tickets off of their Corvettes

SAR: While relocating a dislocated shoulder

COM: During “finals”

ENG: That’s assuming they get asked out in the first place

President Brown: During his ice cream social

The FreeP: While news breaks

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