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After French parents tried to name their newborn baby “Nutella,” a judge ruled they wouldn’t be allowed to name their child the trademarked name of a food product. The couple ended up settling on “Ella.” We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what bizarre name BU people would try give to their child?

  • COM: Venti iced coffee.
  • SMG: $$$$.
  • President Brown: President Brown.
  • BU Athletics: Jack Eichel.
  • BU Dining: Make A Difference Michael.
  • Theatre majors: #blessed.
  • ENG: [Your Name] 2.0.
  • FreeP: UBurger.
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