Friday is Opening Day at Fenway Park. So we here at the ‘ol Free Press wondered how BU students would snag last-minute tix.
COM students would tweet for free tickets.
SMG students wouldn’t stop at tickets. They’d buy out the team.
ENG students would not realize it was Opening Day because they’d be too busy studying for their Physics exams.
CFA students wouldn’t look for tickets. They’d stand outside the Park and smoke.
Dean Elmore would walk right in.
CGS students would already have bought their tickets, but would leave them at home.
The FreeP would drink and listen to the revelry from the office.