Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

A Michigan Charity received an ancient present in their donation box: A nearly 15,000-year-old mastodon tooth. The charity plans to re-donate the tooth to the Grand Rapids Public Museum. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what bizarre thing each college would donate.

COM: Their old iPhone 3G’s, 4’s, 4S’s and 5’s.

SMG: A Ferrari. Not the keys, the actual car.

ENG: One free ride on a rocket ship.

CFA: Their neo-baroque art portfolio they don’t care about anymore.

SHA: Overpriced minibar candies you find in hotel.

President Brown: Mustache combs.

BU Athletics: A coupon for a date with Matt O’Connor.

FreeP: The ancient computer in the Sports section.

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