With all these ‘Bombs Over Baghdad’ it has been a difficult week to find many people ‘In Tha Club,’ as they say. Little gossip has floated anywhere in these times of war, but I’m still here to try and sort the remaining bits out….
Joe Millionaire star Evan Marriott has appeared under my radar once again. It seems that he has not once spoken with his final choice Zora since the Millionaire reunion episode. I guess she was just after the money. It doesn’t appear Evan it too broken up about their lack of communication himself, though he recently changed his name to ‘The 500,000 Dollar Man.’ To quote Dave Chappelle, ‘I’m rich, beotch!’ …
Just because Justin is all top down these days doesn’t mean that his N’SYNC homeys are far behind. Resident N’SYNC weiner Joey Fatone is reportedly beginning to work on his own comedy album. It is said to be a la Weird Al Yankovic and he will be parodying even his good buddy Justin. I personally think this is brilliant. That dude has always cracked me up, and this time it’ll actually be on purpose. Joey, keep the hits coming…
Eminem (a.k.a. Bunny Rabbit) sold two million copies of his debut movie ‘8 Mile’ in its first week out. This is the most a DVD has ever sold in its opening week. He also won an Oscar for the song ‘Lose Yourself’ from the movie. He wasn’t present to accept the award, but luckily some other shady white dude was. We were hoping Dave Chappelle would be on hand to accept the award for Em, while performing his version of the winning song ‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti’. …
MTV’s Jackass prankster Steve-O has settled his court case in Louisiana that has been pending since mid-summer. Steve-O was arrested for stapling his scrotum to his leg, and being involved in a second-degree battery. The charges have been lowered to misdemeanors, and Steve-O will serve one year of probation. He will also make a charitable donation. In response to all of this court activity the relieved Steve-O commented, ‘Yeah, Dude.’ …
In 50 Cent/G-Unit news, it seems we may be hearing a lot more from the G-Unit’s youngest member Lloyd Banks quite soon. He was preparing for a G-Unit album with 50 and Tony Yayo, but since Yayo is on lock down, Banks is toying with the idea of releasing his own album before Yayo gets out. It is (as of yet) undecided, but either way, when Yayo is released we will soon after see an official G-Unit record in stores. … You know you can’t wait for it. …
That’s all. musegossip@yahoo.com.
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