It has certainly been a wild semester of news. We’ve had flus and fires and T accidents and print quotas grace our headlines, just to name a few. But since we’re curious journalists, we’re always craving more. Here are a few headlines we’d have loved to have been able to cover this semester. Maybe you’ll see ’em in spring 2010. . .
Tufts University decriminalizes dorm sex to increase student morale, GPA during freezing winter months
Boston University men’s hockey, soccer, basketball and football all victorious in weekend games
BU President Robert Brown exceeds print quota while printing annual budget report, calls mom and dad for more Convenience Points
Student Health Services Director David McBride infected with H1N1, BU Spokesman Colin Riley deletes flu buddy email request prior to reading it
Study: College of General Studies confirmed smarter than a fifth-grader
MBTA destroyed after explosion, futuristic hovercar mass transit system emerges like a phoenix
Daily Free Press wins Powerball, no longer has to print 4-page newsnapkins, can now heat office
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