INTERROBANG

Now that we’re celebrating our 40th year as a publication, we here at the ol’ Free Press admit there are certain things we might have done differently with the chance. As hindsight is 20/20, we decided to take a look into who and what else could have benefited from a quick look into the future.

Niger might have considered waiting for a fresh crop of BU students before it started regularly kidnapping, as the travelers would have already been duped into believing a college tuition is worth upwards of $200,000.

Had Teddy Kennedy known the media charade that would result from his absence in the Senate, he most assuredly would have opted against terminal illness.

Boston opera singers might have tried for a more financially stable career and one that wouldn’t have left them last against the wall during dodgeball tournaments.

If Joel Tenenbaum didn’t want to pay $30 in fines, he should have reconsidered illegally downloading 30 songs.
Wait’hellip;he owes hundreds of thousands? Well that doesn’t make sense’hellip;

There’s great potential that Martha Coakley’s lead over Scott Brown in Senate polls wouldn’t have narrowed so drastically had she taken up English before addressing the public at-large.

Dean Elmore might have considered a headscarf of his own to prevent his dome from blinding pilots in direct sunlight.

The Daily Free Press could have benefited from a lesson in style and tact. On second thought, if it ain’t broke’hellip;

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