In light of the attention given to the reported assault at the College of Arts and Sciences last month &-&- or lack there of &-&- we here at the ol’ Free Press would like to point out a few other things Boston University should consider either playing up or hiding altogether.
- Student Health Services Director David McBride should have reconsidered hiding all of the H1N1 vaccines in his bowtie during last semester’s shortage.
- Dean of Students Kenneth Elmore should stop hiding behind 140 characters or less.
- Admissions should consider hiding The Daily Free Press from prospective students, especially during controversial coverage, in order to get their job done. Oh, wait . . .
- University Housing should consider Danielson off-campus considering it is (rumored) to be hiding somewhere over on Massachusetts Avenue.
- The George Sherman Union needs to stop hiding Cranberry Farms. Who doesn’t love dinner on the side?
- The College of General Studies should just hide.
- The Daily Free Press should hide the crossword puzzles so that more people pay attention in class . . . or at least consider actually reading the FreeP.
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