In light of recent reports regarding Islamophobia in American society, we here at the Ol' Free Press decided to expose the most irrational fears of people right here on BU's campus.
- SMG students have unreasonable fears that all of those brainy engineering majors will hack into their bank accounts.
- COM students are terrified that the Urban Outfitters on Newbury Street will one day go out of business.
- CGS students fear the day when they start junior year and have to transfer into a real college.
- Dean Elmore is horrified of encountering the Twitter Fail Whale.
- Bikers on the BU campus are afraid of ever obeying traffic lights.
- The newly renovated GSU fears being mistaken for a gentleman’s club.
- Coach Parker is scared that there will be a Party Like a Puck Star 2 video.
- The Daily Free Press editors are terrified of having to come up with jokes for Interrobang every week.
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