After exposing the quirkiest work study jobs available on campus, we here at the ol' Free Press decided to put in our own suggestions for jobs that BU should be offering.
- COM students should get jobs making coffee in the COM student lounge as preparation for their exciting careers as baristas.
- SMG students should have the opportunity to intern with Bernie Madoff in order to learn how to make a name for themselves in the business world.
- Environmental science majors should be given positions as trash advisers in the GSU … oh wait.
- Students in SHA should be paid to provide ettiquette lessons to the gubernatorial candidates before the next debate.
- Dean Elmore should offer positions in professional bowling ball shining. For obvious reasons.
- Pat Chambers is hiring audience members to actually get on their feet.
- Arianna Huffington is looking for a speech tutor before Charlie Baker accuses her of terrorizing the community.
- The Daily Free Press editors should get internships at BU Today in order to learn how to shamelessly promote ourselves.
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