Editorial

INTERROBANG

This week, Stephen Colbert talked to The FreeP about his planned “March to Keep Fear Alive.” So we here at the ol’ Free Press compiled a list of all the rallies that are being thrown on BU’s campus.

  • Tim Cahill will be holding “The Rally to Find a New Campaign Staff.” Charlie Baker won’t be invited.
  • Derek Zoolander will be sponsoring “The Rally for Kids Who Can’t Read Good,” to be held at CGS.
  • Dean Elmore is in the process of planning “The Rally to Let Everyone Know that my First Name isn’t Dean.”
  • The Peeping Toms of CAS will be holding their own rally – but we won’t know that it’s going on.
  • BU Today is sponsoring an alcohol-fueled rally in order to poll students about their drinking habits.
  • Everyone is invited to attend this year’s air sex rally.
  • The students of BU will be holding a “Good Riddance to Vinny Saponari” rally.
  • The Daily Free Press is throwing “The Rally to Restore Sanity at 3 a.m.” every Sunday through Wednesday night.
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