As every college student’s favorite holiday approaches, we here at the ol’ Free Press asked people around campus how they will be celebrating Halloween.
- The BUS driver will be dressing up as the invisible man.
- BU Today will be masquerading as a legitimate news source.
- President Brown will be turning the castle into a haunted house. We wish.
- The girls who go to frat parties will be about as clothed as everyone else on campus for once.
- Charlie Coyle won’t have to change into his Colin Wilson costume because everyone thinks they are one and the same anyway.
- In the last governor’s debate, the candidates were asked about their Halloween plans. Deval Patrick said he would be dressing up as Batman. Charlie Baker announced plans to go as his favorite scary monster – an immigrant. Tim Cahill said he would be spending the weekend pretending to have a shot at being governor for the last time. And Jill Stein awkwardly avoided answering the question.
- The editors of The Daily Free Press will be turning into zombies around 3 a.m. Oh wait, that is every day in our classes.
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