This week, snow pummeled Boston, making students hope for a day off. So we here at the ol’ Free Press wondered what people would have done with their snow day.
- CGS students wouldn’t have noticed the difference because they never have class anyway.
- Dean Elmore would have Tweeted a play-by-play of every snowflake. Ex. “Send me pics of your snowflakes, BU community!”
- COM photojournalists would have taken hipster pictures of the snow.
- Basketball player John Holland would have worked on his scoring touch.
- Mayor Menino would have participated in speech therapy.
- SMG would have hatched its evil plan to align with Lex Luther in its giant building.
- The Daily Free Press would have upped the Olsen twins’ “Gimme Pizza” video to seven million views.
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