This week, the Boston University men’s hockey team lost to Boston College in the Beanpot. So we here at the ol’ Free Press speculated about the ways people grappled with their depression.
- The BU men’s hockey team partied like puckstars.
- Dean Elmore purchased a toupee.
- CGS girls went to Allston and got drunk. Oh, wait, they were already there.
- CFA students didn’t even know there was a men’s hockey team.
- COM students burned their hipster photos of them attending the game.
- BU Today spun the article and managed to make it seem like BU won.
- SMG students each bought three new BMWs for themselves.
- The Daily Free Press g0t tra@AaAa@aa@Assshhhheeedd! … and went home with a sketchy dude.
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