This week, Charlie Sheen posted an internship application on Twitter. So we here at the Ol’ Free Press thought of how people would Tweet their application in 170 characters or less.
- “I’m the Cee-Loo of social media n you’ll go ‘Crazy’ over my Twitter skillz” -Dean Elmore
- “We know how to deal with real blood and #tigerblood” -School of Medicine
- “We’re #PR bitties, we can’t get other internships #help” -College of Communication
- “Sorry our app is 20 minutes late like our train #awk” -MTBA
- “What’s a Tweet?” -College of General Studies
- “We want your ‘2 And a Half Men’ acting skills, n drug skills too #lawl” -College of Fine Arts
- “We just wanna drink all day, play all night” -The FreeP
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