People around BU got the green light Wednesday to stop and smell the grass and pursue their budding talents, so we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of things they might have done on Christmas Part II.
- President Brown signed off on the tuition increase, then used the extra money to buy 50 boxes of pizza to cure his munchies.
- The BUPD hotboxed the BU Bus, then got pulled over by the real cops.
- Dean Elmore sent out a TwitPic of all those Bagel Bites he was craving on 4/20.
- SMG students spent all of their green… on green.
- Jack Parker grew a beard, smoked out of a pipe and appeared so old that he actually was indistinguishable from Gandalf.
- CGS students hallucinated that they were actually in college.
- The Daily Free Press became a legend.
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