On Friday, Prince William and Catherine Middleton will get married at Westminster Abbey. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of ways people at BU will celebrate.
- Dean Elmore will live Tweet the ceremony: “In London with @BUAbroad students! #royalwedding”
- SMG will fly first class to the wedding and throw money at the bride and groom, ‘cause obviously they’re richer than royalty.
- CFA will refuse to go because there’s no designated smoking section.
- BU Coach Pat Chambers just hopes the wedding has a good attitude.
- CGS doesn’t know kings and queens still exist. “Wedding? Royals? What?”
- COM kids will skip class to watch the news coverage. Except they don’t have class on Fridays anyway so. . .
- The Daily Free Press will criticize it in an edit but watch it anyway.
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