Tonight, President Barack Obama will outline his plan for creating new jobs. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of ways we could create jobs here at BU.
- Get rid of the self-checkout at grocery stores (like they’re any easier to use anyway).
- Shut down COM and CFA altogether.
- Hire teachers to help CGS kids learn to read.
- BU Coach Pat Chambers says, “I don’t create jobs, I just leave them.”
- Dean Elmore hires an entourage to shine his head, update his Twitter and tie his bowtie.
- BU hires recycling bodyguards (or whatever they are) to guard every trash bin on campus.
- The Daily Free Press staff will take take pay cuts and actually pay people to read the FreeP…no, but really.
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