Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

Yesterday, BU students boycotted the West Campus Dining Hall because their portions were too small. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of other things students could boycott.

 

  • CFA boycotts the arts to be ironic.
  • CGS boycotts Derek Zoolander’s School for Children Who Don’t Read Good.
  • SHA boycotts all classes except wine tasting.
  • COM boycotts math, even though it used to be optional.
  • BU students boycott non-hockey sporting events…oh wait, they already do.
  • Allston boycotts alcohol…lol jk.
  • The FreeP boycotts sleep…but only because we have to.
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