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Currently, the Department of Justice is trying to shut down medicinal marijuana dispensaries in Califoria, and we figure Californians are pretty upset that their bud is being taken away. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought about things that BU students would be upset over if they were taken away.

 

  • CFA kids would throw a fit if the feds took away their cigarettes, because you can’t be a real artist without a cigarette.
  • COM would freak out if they took away Twitter. #tweets4lyfe
  • CGS would be upset if their crayons were taken away, since their Capstone Projects rely chiefly upon coloring.
  • Dean Elmore would be upset if his hair got taken away…oh wait.
  • Occupy Boston would be upset if the First Amendment got taken away, because then they’d be exiled to a political internment camp.
  • BU hockey fans would be upset if they got their Cane’s Chicken prize taken away…because nothing says Terrier Pride like fried chicken.
  • The FreeP would be sad if BU Today got taken away (LOL SYKE)
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