Bank of America is implementing a new monthly fee for debit card transactions, and people seem pretty upset about it. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of things people would be upset about if they were charged for it.
- COM kids would be upset if they were charged per Tweet.
- SMG students would be unhappy if they were charged per minute in the Starbucks line.
- CFA students would riot if they were charged by the cigarette.
- Dean Elmore would protest if he were charged per bow tie in his closet.
- Occupy Boston would protest even more if they were charged every time they responded to a question by saying “We are the 99%” instead of actually answering it.
- BU students would be upset if they were charged every time they don’t attend a non-hockey sporting event.
- The FreeP would be sad if we were charged every time we beat BU Today to a story…because we always do.
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