City Council elections were held this week, so we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of people that BU students would elect given the opportunity.
- SMG would elect Donald Trump.
- CGS would elect Elmo.
- Occupy Boston members would elect no one beacuse they don’t believe in leadership or organization.
- CFA would elect Banksy, but then they wouldn’t be able to find him.
- BU sports fans would elect Matt Gilroy, because how could you not trust someone with those eyes?
- Kim Kardashian would elect her butt. Naturally.
- The Daily Free Press would elect Professor Daly. Daly for President, 2012.
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