Last week, Penn State students rioted over the termination of football coach Joe Paterno’s tenure following his involvement in a sexual assault scandal. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of things that people would get irrationally upset about here at BU.
- SMG would be upset if they closed Starbucks.
- CFA would get angry if the BU administration passed that anti-smoking policy.
- CGS students would riot if Mugar took away all the picture books.
- Dean Elmore would be upset if they blocked Twitter.
- BU sports fans would get upset if Jack Parker, our very own Joe Paterno, got fired.
- COM would get upset if they were required to take class on Fridays.
- The FreeP would riot if the UBurger in Kenmore Square closed.
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