This week, the city of Boston filed a 200-page eviction document against the Occupy Boston movement. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of what people would write a 200-page complaint about here at BU.
- CGS would never write 200 pages about anything.
- The hockey team would get someone else to write it for them.
- SMG would write a 200-page complaint demanding a better building.
- COM would write 200 tweets ranting about COM 101.
- CFA would draw a lengthy complaint on the Comm. Ave. sidewalk.
- Dean Elmore wouldn’t participate. He can’t bring himself to complain about anything.
- The FreeP would write a 200-page proposal to lower the drinking age in America.
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