A BU professor was recently arrested after the police discovered a meth lab in her house. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of things BU students would be caught doing.
- SMG students would be caught in sweatpants drinking Espresso Royale instead of Starbucks.
- CFA would be caught listening to Nickelback and watching Garden State (after it went mainstream).
- ENG students would be caught reading for pleasure.
- CGS students would be caught analyzing Kant.
- Dean Elmore would be caught wearing a regular clip-on tie instead of a bow tie.
- Jack Parker would be caught with a shrine devoted to Jerry York.
- The Daily Free Press would be caught at an AA meeting asking why the rum is gone.
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