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INTERROBANG

This week, Boston University Professor Kotlikoff wants to run for President with a platform focused on the economy. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of platforms people at BU would use in their campaigns.

  • SMG students would privatize everything.
  • ENG students would have a platform nobody else understood.
  • Greek life members would promote Longchamp bags for everyone.
  • CGS students would literally build a platform.
  • Dean Elmore would campaign solely on Twitter.
  • COM students would want to improve employment opportunity.
  • The FreeP would make TITS safe again (see crime logs).
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