This week, a homeless man was found and arrested in the George Sherman Union. So we here at the ol’ Free Press wondered what would happen if he ended up in other Boston University locations.
- CFA students would think he was one of them.
- CGS students would make him the valedictorian.
- Dean Elmore would give him a bow tie and Twitter account.
- SMG students would give him a five-year plan.
- COM students would make him the next Internet sensation.
- The Quad would make him Editor-in-Chief.
- The FreeP would ask him to go to https://dailyfreepress.com/dfp-jobs/.
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