This week, Boston University’s Athletic Department announced a $24 million plan to build a new stadium and parking lot. So we here at the ol’ Free Press wondered what BU students would do with $24 million.
- SMG students would buy $24 million worth of Birkin bags.
- COM students would buy hundreds of Apple products.
- Dean Elmore would bribe students to show more BU spirit.
- CFA students would pay off directors.
- CGS students would give all the money to a homeless man.
- BU Athletics would spend it on . . . well, a new stadium and a parking lot.
- The FreeP would buy alcohol.
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