Editorial

INTERROBANG: Lobster night

Tonight is Lobster Night at BU. So, we here at the ol’ Free Press wondered what food each school would dedicate a night to.

COM students would demand that Starbucks be served in the dining halls.

CFA students would want Dining Services to pass out cigarettes, not food.

BU Athletics would want a night devoted to Wheaties.

Dean Elmore would request that bowtie pasta have its own night.

CGS students would ask Dining Services to pass out dino nuggets and mac n’ cheese.

SMG would request that higher-quality lobster be served tonight.

The FreeP would demand that the next theme night be rolls on rolls on rolls.

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