Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

This week, Boston University’s Dining Services announced its plan to make a BU food truck. So, we here at the ‘ol Free Press wondered what kind of truck each school would create.

COM students would create a froyo truck.

SMG students would propose an iPhones and Adderall truck.

CGS students would push for a Happy Meal truck.

CFA students would sell cigarettes out of their truck.

ENG students would propose a protractors and calculators truck.

BU Athletics would make a protein shakes truck.

Dean Elmore would have a truck that blasts “Gangnam Style.”

The FreeP would sell alcohol out of their truck.

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